Okay, I'm back.

I'm going to try to get some more updating going on here. I promise.

I'm probably going to use this mostly as a launch pad to poke fun at some of the asinine comments that get sent to me through The Orion webiste, since I've gotten some pretty good ones.

The one thing I've learned about being an opinion columnist since starting six weeks ago: Everybody who reads your stuff thinks they can do your job better than you do.

I mean, as Rodney Carrington says, "I don't come make fun of you at your job, throw rocks at you while you're mowing, so shut the hell up."