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Really lame yet laughable pirate jokes, stolen from Bone:

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!

Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRGGH and AARRRGGH!

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated AARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!

What is a pirates favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrt.

What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!