Sloganized...

I was shown the Advertising Slogan Generator on MySpace by a friend. So I started entering different things and here's what I came up:

Robert: "Splash Robert All Over."
Rob: "The Science of Rob."
Bob: "Lipsmackin' Thirsquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Bob."
LaHue: "Half the LaHue, All the Taste."
Lethal: "3-in-1 Protection for your Lethal."
Jigga (because I hung out with Rachelle and Bri the other night): "Cleans Your Floors Without Jigga."