Robert's House of Hamsters

Somewhere between Sacramento, the Oregon border and that tingly feeling in your toes.

10.04.2005

Important notice for everybody!!!!

When you're drinking something from an aluminum can, and you have roommates that chew, and they're spitting into a different aluminum can, pay careful attention to which can you pick up and take a drink out of.

Because what can come about from that chain of unfortunate events isn't much different than making out with them.

4 Comments:

  • At 7:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Pleeeease don't tell me you took a nice swig of used chaw.

    People used to leave nice, warm, phlegm-chaw filled cups in the cupholders in the movie theatre. I wanted to throw up from just looking at them.

     
  • At 10:21 PM, Blogger Robert said…

    Okay, I'll tell you I didn't.

    However, I realized fast enough to not swallow, and I was in close vicinity to a bathroom to wash out my mouth. Vigorously. Multiple times.

     
  • At 7:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    wow. i would have hurled. oh well, lesson learned!

     
  • At 9:12 AM, Blogger Knuckles McMason said…

    HEY ROB, BLOG MORE.

    Tim

     

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