"I LIKE SEX! A LOT!" -Tim Mason

This is my first steal from Teague. May there be many more!

According to her, this is how Wonkette. com breaks down the sex patterns of journalists:

Wire reporters: Do it very fast, but at least five times a day.
Political magazine reporters: Bend to the right or left.
Newsmagazine types: Come too late, have sex on a seventh grade level.
Cable correspondents: Want people to watch.
Newspaper reporters: Put all their good stuff up front; few, if any, actually bury the lead.
Talking heads: Lips never stop moving.
Network anchors: Biggest pricks in town.