I Still Hate Soccer, But...

Maradona recieves keys to Columbian city.

Okay, I know Maradona was getting his stomach stapled there and everything, but let's look at a small fact pattern.

1) Maradona's had a long-time cocaine addiction.
2) This is a city in Columbia. In case you don't know, this country is known for growing a little more than coffee.

Anybody see something even slightly amusing in this, or do I just have a sick sense of humor?

Actually, don't answer that.