Vanity Plates Are Just Another Way To Show You're Stupid.

Man with 'TIPSY" Plate Faces DUI Charges

This is the line I like:

Josiah Johnson, 23, said his license plate might have tipped off the Clay County sheriff's deputy who pulled him over Friday after he left Coach's Sports Pub in Moorhead.

Well, either that, or it was your general driving skills at twice the legal freakin' limit.