Physically in Chico, California...

...Mentally, I've been in Quahog, Rhode Island, and I'm fairly sure I dropped a couple extra levels in Dante's Hell for laughing out loud and repeating in my head Stewie's line to Meg in this last week's Family Guy:

If you kill yourself now, you'll get a whole page in the yearbook.

Sadistic, I know. It still made me laugh.