You know you're from Siskiyou County when...

Third Street is on the edge of town.

You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.

No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is
being varnished.

You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.

There's no place to go that you shouldn't.

A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

Running from the cops consists of hiding in the woods

You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from. (or you use a state border =)

You know what 4-H is.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, woods, or in the middle of a dirt road.

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't

You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

You were ever in Homecoming.

You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You had senior ditch day.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You don't give directions by street names or references (go to the
circle and turn at the bank and its right past blockbuster video).

You can't help but date a friend's ex.

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will
never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck
for your birthday.

The city council meets at the library.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over
and ask if you need a ride.

Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.

You can charge at all the local stores.

A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.

You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the mouth".