My Loot List

IN THE STOCKING:
*Stick of buffalo jerky
*Five California Lottery scratcher tickets, none winners.
*Tube of toothpaste
*Chocolate strawberry
*Four candy canes
*"20Q" electronic game
*Bottle opener that plays University of Oregon fight song.

NOT IN THE STOCKING:
*"Fact or Crap" trivia game
*Two sets of dress shirt/slacks/ties
*One-year Costco membership
*Guitar stand
*Metal distortion pedal
*Distortion pedal case
*Extra guitar chord
*University of Oregon cap (Yeah, I went to Chico, but I can still root for U of O.)
*Two Books: "Redneck Dictionary" and "50 Places to Golf Before You Die."
*Sports Illustrated's Football Book
*iPod Nano...well, actually, a piece of paper letting me know that an iPod Nano has been ordered. It should be delivered sometime before February, but with the amount of backorder, it will more likely be around the Second Coming.

Coming Soon: How the 20Q game is tripping me out...