I don't want the whole thing over here...

So just click here and read my last B2Z posting.

My personal favorite punch lines:

...I consider them a lot like the couple cousins I avoid talking to at all costs, or like the Christian versions of radical Muslims. (with fewer suicide bombers)...

...this is going to garner a whole lot of negative attention, and invariably drive the ratings of the series premier higher than Ricky Williams on a bye week...

...He gets to physically have a back-and-forth conversation with Jesus. While driving. How awesome would that be? Although, most of us would probably be too shocked to be able to actually say anything.

I Bet we'd all actually be driving the speed limit, too...