Pigs are flying, Hell's frozen over and Satan's giving free sleigh rides.

So, up in P-Town, I've been covering county government, and a particular item that's been causing reader interest is the county board of supervisor's approval of the implementation of a classification compensation study, basically a big thing that readujusts the wages of county employees to compare to that of other counties.

This includes a raise for the supervisors themselves-- 56 percent.

It's become a popular subject, due to the size. I've seen stuff from people on both sides of the issue But the reason I bring this to your attention is because of a letter to the editor that ran in today's paper concerning the issues I've been writing stories on.

Here's the interesting snippit:

Have you heard that the readership is down across the country in newspapers where the reporting is so biased towards the left and some of these papers have had to file for bankruptcy? All I want is fair and balanced reporting. I am once again disappointed in your paper related to this harmful attack on our supervisor. A balanced reporting effort would cite Kim's many accomplishments.

That's right, folks! I'm just another member of that dreaded "MSM." A cog in the great printing press under the control of Howard Dean, Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. The same reporter who within the last two years wrote this, this, this, this, this, and maybe most importantly this, is nothing but a dirty left-wing hack who fondles himself in his roommate's recliner while a Michael Moore film plays in the background.

If you're suddenly injured by a chunk of falling sky, I don't assume full responsibility for it. It's also the fault of Christians, white males, the Second Amendment, Wal-Mart, loggers, farmers, miners, lack of gay marriage, the pro-life movement, possible privitization of Social Security, the No Child Left Behind Act, no universal health care and Republicans in control of the branches of government.

Hey, if I'm a liberally-biased reporter, I've got to start playing the part, don't I?