Robert's House of Hamsters

Somewhere between Sacramento, the Oregon border and that tingly feeling in your toes.

2.15.2006

You know you're from Happy Camp when.

About 50 percent custom!!!!

You know you're from Happy Camp when...

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a logging truck on the highway.

"Vacation" means going to Redding for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

You know what the "Snake Pit" is.

You consider forest fires spectator events, complete with lawn chairs and beer.

Your grandparents drive at 65 mph on Highway 96 in torrential rain without flinching.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave both unlocked.

You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish and berries.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store at any given time.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a rain poncho.

You know where all the pot that Humboldt County takes credit for is really grown.

You've ever included the words "Bigfoot Trailer Park" in a joke.

You can drive to Yreka without having to throw up.

The seasons of the year are as follows: rainy season, too damn hot season, and deer season.

You know what "aama" is.

It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush, because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.

You got the nickname "Happy" when you went to college.

1 Comments:

  • At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sadly, I got all your jokes. And even sadder... they made me homesick.

     

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