Robert's House of Hamsters

Somewhere between Sacramento, the Oregon border and that tingly feeling in your toes.

2.26.2006

Totally random

We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well, I've never been to Cleveland and I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul.
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poopdeck,
And I never veered starboard because I've never sailed at all.
And I never walk the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong,
And I've never throwed my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

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