The "duh" story of the day

Imagine that. People might actually get injured if you intentionally hit them with a car.

But wait! It gets better:

Morris, confirmed Monday that he had his friend strike him. He also said he's learned a lesson.

"I won't do this no more," Morris told The Times.

Gee, it usually doesn't take a near-brush with Darwin Award infamy to learn that sort of lesson...