Sad, but true.

I'm stealing this from the Chico State College Republicans message board.

You're know you're from California if:

*Your co-worker has eight body piercings and none are visible.
*You make over $300,000 and can't afford a house.
*You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
*Your child's third-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Flower.
*You can't remember...is pot illegal?
*You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
*You have a very strong opinion on where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
*You can't remember...is pot illegal?
*A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
*Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the country.
*Unlike back home, the guy in Starbucks at 8:30 a.m. wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
*You car insurance payment is as much as your house payment.
*You can't remember...is pot illegal?
*It's barely sprinkling rain and there is a "STORM WATCH" report on every news station.
*You pass an elementary school playground and all the children are busy on their cells or pagers.
*It's barely sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to get through all the weather-related accidents.
*HEY! Is pot illegal?!?!?
*The Terminator is your governor.
*If you drive illegally, they take away your license. If you come here illegally, they want to give you one.