Lightbulbs

How many cynics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why bother? It will just burn out, too.

How many apathetics does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't care.

How many children with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!

How many deep thinkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but could the lightbulb really be changing them?

How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
However many there arrrrrr.

How many ninjas does it take to chagne a lightbulb?
*flips out and kills everybody*

Hw mny sknks does itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tke to change a lighbulb??/
Note to self: don't write lightbulb jokes when drunk.

How many compulsive gamblers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but I'll bet you two.

How many people with no sense of humor whatsoever does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. If it's high up, they'll need a ladder of some sort.

How many indecisive people does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll say two--no, three--actually, one--no, wait...