You know you're in Chico when...

The hardest drink is water

A girl burns down her room with a candle and everyone sits, watches, and does nothing

The biggest problem is when there is 3 kegs and no tap

A 1 keg party isn't worth goin out

Your bestfriend's roomate's girl is on the cover of a famous porno.

You think you can go party and then come back and finish your homework before the morning.

Someone has the flu and everybody thinks that they got alcohol poisoning.

You find yourself eating at fth and Ivy more than twice a night.

You look at you cell phone's phonebook and don't remember alot of the people in it.

You spend more money on alcohol then food.

Your "You know when..." is better than San Diego State's.

You wake up in the morning with alergies and all your professors ask if you are high.

You pre-pre-party.

Your uncle in tennessee calls you to ask about some kind of porn scandal and to make sure you didn't take part in it. (yeah EVERYONE heard about that!!)

Your cure for a hangover is another beer

Every story on monday starts with "i was wasted and..."

It's not so amazing to see a porta-pottie smashed by a freight train and a couch burning in the street on the same walk home from the bars!

There's a hot dog stand in the middle of a parking lot.

When you hear thousands of angry screaming bikers at random hours of the morning tearing through the streets and campus, ripping apart bicycles.

When you walk into class stoned, then realize the professor is on meth.

"The Zoo" has nothing to do with animals.

You get to warm yourself with 20 other people around a burning couch at 7th and Chestnut.

Quarters is considered a national pasttime.

Your school mascot can breakdance.

Bars outdraw the soccer team.