Robert's House of Hamsters

Somewhere between Sacramento, the Oregon border and that tingly feeling in your toes.

12.27.2004

Redneck golf rules

1) One club. That's it. Choose wisely.
2) Foam or plastic practice balls.
3) The cup is a coffee mug
4) Players can rotate the cup towards their ball before shot.
5) Swing and a miss=stroke. No mulligans.
6) Hitting another player with a shot during play will result in a penalty for the player that was hit.
7) One tee. That's it. Don't break it.
8) The tee for a hole must be in the vicinity of the cup for the previous hole
9) Players alternate placing cup for next hole.
10) Jiggling cup with your foot to get the ball to go in is perfectly legal.
11) The cup must be placed so rotation is allowed.
12 (optional): Safe consumption of alcohol is encouraged.