Chuck Norris, y'all

This is an interesting generator that produces random "facts" about Chuck Norris. Here are the ones I got:

Chuck Norris is God's apology for the Holocaust.

Chuck Norris was kicked out of the National Kickball League for roundhouse kicking the balls through people's torsos.

Contrary to popular science theories, the earth actually revolves around Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has sold one clone of himself to each country in Europe, just in case the Germans ever decide to get crazy again.

Chuck Norris did not read the terms of agreement, but clicked the "I Agree" button anyway.

Or, you can just go to this list of the top 30.