Smile!

This incredible image of the hottest human being on the planet was taken with the camera on my new phone.

That's right folks, today I marched right into Verizon Wireless and renewed my account, and with it, upgraded to the LG VX8300.

I was seriously considering going with a Motorola Razr, but decided not to because it's width won't fit into most of the secondary pockets of my jean shorts, I was really happy with my old LG phone and Adam had already gotten a Razr.

So I now have my first camera/camcorder phone -- or as my old friend John Milleson would probably note, yet another way to collect blackmail. I'm kidding.

But I've now discovered that there some time to be consumed in purchasing a new phone -- primarily from reprogramming numbers. That alone can make somebody a texting expert. Ai yi yi.

I'm still learning everything that is on this phone. Should be fun.